Just the thought of kissing your lips after waiting for so long makes my knees weak and my heart shiver.
i’m so unbelievably in love with you (via awkwarddly)

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w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

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chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

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wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk

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gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

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aetv:

Presenting the new A&E original series Epic Ink.  The staff brings comics, cartoons and fantasy to life with unique ink ranging from portraiture to hyper-realism, to geek-culture mash-ups.
Watch the trailer and don’t miss the premiere this Wednesday, August 20th at 10:30/9:30c.
Original epic artwork done by the legendary Star Wars/Lucasfilm artist Steve Anderson!

aetv:

Presenting the new A&E original series Epic Ink.  The staff brings comics, cartoons and fantasy to life with unique ink ranging from portraiture to hyper-realism, to geek-culture mash-ups.

Watch the trailer and don’t miss the premiere this Wednesday, August 20th at 10:30/9:30c.

Original epic artwork done by the legendary Star Wars/Lucasfilm artist Steve Anderson!

This was posted 18 hours ago. It has 12,126 notes. .

danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

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laughingsquid:

Sushi Socks, Fun and Delicious Pairs of Socks Made to Look Like Various Types of Sushi

laughingsquid:

Sushi Socks, Fun and Delicious Pairs of Socks Made to Look Like Various Types of Sushi

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@bf

@bf

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